Sometimes I think I write funnier emails than I do blog posts. I however, have found a cure:
Dear Pioneer Woman,
I simply cannot live up to your blogging standards, and I feel that I should either A) retire completely or B) come and live with you in your better life. Nevermind that I sort of detest riding horses, and am not fond of any level of cow manure in the house, and I can't cook. Aside from those aspects, I think I would make a great Ranch Wife. If this letter sounds at all like I would like to run away from my current home responsibilities, then lets just keep it between you and me. I won't tell anyone that your 3d child is your favorite, and you can keep it a secret that I am addicted to reality tv.
Your humble servant,
Andrea - Woman of not much...really.
2 comments:
LOL...I like to think of you as a Renaissance Woman.
Oh, and I bet you could beat the pants off PW at rock-painting.
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